sleep, vampires, undead, and sleep again

The other night before going to bed my wife and I were talking and the following pattern of thought resembles that conversation:

Me: I can not sleep, my body naturally wants to sleep during the day and be awake at night maybe I am a vampire.
Wife: Vampires don’t sleep.
Me: They did before Stephenie Meyer changed vampire lore.
Wife: Huh?
Me: Before her, vampires would sleep during the day or at least go in their coffins and come out at night since they are undead. Actually since they are undead they probably would not need to sleep.

I hate to admit that Stephenie Meyer may have been on to something by making the vampires not sleep, but it makes logical since.
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